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Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
by Glitter of Gary September 5, 2017
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present them

The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.
Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."

Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)
by dmince93 May 11, 2011
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Presbytarian High School

A place where nothing fucking happens. Shitty students, restrictions every where. People fighting because one person talk to their crushes, obsessed, I must say. Shitty sinks, upper secondary students smoking at lower levels, taps that never work, good water cooler though. Have money to buy ps5 but cant even fix the wall fans in classrooms.
DO NOT COME TO PRESBYTARIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!
by Sohai Kia August 22, 2021
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Preschooled

The act of getting something, or making fun of someone, by acting like a preschooler.
1: "Alright one of us has to drive..."
2: "1-2-3 NOT IT!!!!"

Outsider: "Damn you just got PRESCHOOLED!!!"
by Kerkeee May 2, 2010
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present slut

Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.
"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"

"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"
by literallyjust_girl December 1, 2020
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No Nut November Preseason

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
- So?
- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.
by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019
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presbylutheranism

full name: the western branch of American reform Presbylutheranism. The protestant denomination which the Simpsons as well as most other Springfieldianites belong to. The term is employed by Catholics to poke fun at the tendency of protestant denominations to multiply exponentially, and to highlight these denominations' homogeneity compared to the ancient tradition of the Apostolic Churches both Western and Eastern.
I attend St. Basil's, but all my friends are protestant... I don't know what denomination, presbylutheranism, I guess, they all look the same to me.
by sambarnes February 11, 2008
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