pilf

politician id like to forget

sara palin is a pilf

by upwing July 10, 2009

PILF

Pokémon I'd like to Fuck

Pikachu
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff

That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!

by vontrick January 27, 2010

Philfest

A yearly Philippine Festival in Tampa, Florida where the Filipino culture, through food, art, culture, and atmosphere is showcased to the masses. An interesting experience if it is your < 5th time, but after that, it gets kind of old.

Whoo! PhilFest! Let's buy bibingka, adobo and Philippine flags!

by jonnsquared October 21, 2007

pilf

Pirate I'd like to fuck

Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF

by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 29, 2010

Pailface

One who is shamed by having a pail or bucket placed on their head.

Candace lost the trivia contest and was crowned pailface.

by mustard_tooth June 15, 2011

Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent

No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020

pilf

Person I'd Like to Fuck
Pilf is for any non-binary or anyone who doesn't go by he/she. It's basically Milf and Dilf!

"Wow look at this person over there!"
"Wow they're a Pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 6, 2021