The Pump

When you’re going to finish on someone’s face and shotgun blast of semen comes out.

It’s coming… I’m coming… GET READY FOR THE PUMP.

by coochie-monster November 6, 2021

Pump

A pump is a muscle orgasm

Jack: I got such a good pump out of todays workout. .
Amanda: What’s a pump?

Jack: A Pump is a muscle orgasm

by baystwolf September 12, 2023

pump

(posh brits only) in my case my mum wouldnt let me say fart!! so its....

" dont say fart!! its pumped!"
sorry mum!! i had an egg sandwich n ive pumped n it smells!!

by captain pugwash March 30, 2004

Pumps

A name given to femme lesbians as they are the type of lesbians who will wear seven inch high heels just to look good.

See that lesbian in the corner? she's totally pumps.

by cartwheels99 August 23, 2011

Pump

to ride another person on your bike

hey man, can you pump me to the store on your bike?

by Janet September 20, 2003

Pump

The fart experienced just after a larger, more noisy one was anticipated. A pump is quiet and usually more likely to cause skids.

Angelica: Oh dear..
Baz: Sup love?
Angelica: I've just pumped :(

by wizwaz November 9, 2009

pump

A word used in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, referring to the breaking of wind, a less offensive term for fart.

"pwoooaaaarrr, who's pumped?"

by strawberrycherry November 4, 2008