Pud

soft. cum-riddled, post-sex male penis

Cole- How was your night last night?

Andrew- Oh dude it was great, I had this hot blonde and did my thang but got pud afterwards :/
David- Lolz
Holden- Teehee

by bloodyrebel December 26, 2011

Pud

from "pudendum," originally a shortened reference to the female genitalia

She spread her legs, exposing her hairy pud.

by Joey B. Goode August 05, 2003

Pud

The entirety of the male genitalia. Clutching the "pud" would entail grabbing your entire sac as well as your penis.

"Wanna suck my pud?"

by professeur March 03, 2009

puds

"Pointless Ups and Downs." Hikers use this term to describe trails that have extremely strenuous topography.

It's nice to hike this flat lake-side trail after spending all last weekend hiking puds in Colorado.

by STHiker July 12, 2004

puds

A slang term for a girls menstrual cycle

"I've got my puds this week, and I'd promised Tam a ride. Thats our plans out the window"

by Jack Flasher June 27, 2005

Pud

The fat part of an animal's chin.

If you scratch my cat's pud he'll bite you.

by Buckminster Reed May 22, 2005

pudding

phrase used to refer to a situation that has become awkward, in reference to Michael Scott saying it in the pilot episode of "The Office"

(After Dwight finds his stapler in Jell-O)

Jim: Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been you're biggest flan.

Ryan: You should have put him in custardy.

Michael: Pudding...trying to think of something to say with pudding...

by xer0warning June 10, 2009