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pseudo-intellectual

4 signs of the pseudo-intellectual

1. Quoting

2. Going against common thought without evidence

3. Bringing up intellectualism in non-requistite situations

4. Un-neccersary use of verbs and adjectives with 4 syllables or more
Dude #1: hey wanna go to the movies tomorrow night?

Dude #2: Nah, the cinema is so low-brow. I don't understand how so many people find aesthetic values in it. I'm going home to read. As Descartes said "cogito, ergo sum".

Dude #1: Yeah....OK.
by Simon Bee July 15, 2008
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pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's this great cartoon on youtube, i-it's about this guy named Neep. H-he blows up a fucking shop in the first episode. I-it's a fucking great show I love it.
Man 1: "Hey, did you see the new episode of Pseudo Neep"
Man 2: "No, did a new episode come out?"
by Snow Baby Reporter March 25, 2019
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pseudeo christian

Someone who uses Jesus to promote their own agenda....not to be confused with a Judeo Christian.
Can you believe this pseudeo christian president of ours has brainwashed every voter with an I.Q. of 80 into believing he is a man of god.....He will have a lot to answer for when he leaves this earth
by ricksrt October 13, 2005
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pseudo-vamp

A person who either pretends to be a vampire in social settings, or truly is deluded into thinking that they're a vampire.
I don't hang out in Greenwich Village anymore because of all the pseudo-vamps
by Trail Mix December 7, 2004
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pseud

(noun) |Plural: pseuds|
A pretentious person that pretends to know a lot about the Arts when infact knows very little or nothing.

Shortening of the word: Pseudo

Pronounced: "Su'youd"
He said that it raised the question of egalitarianism affecting meritocracy, he's such a pseud!
by Kit Pebble April 29, 2005
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Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion
by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009
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PSerding

The act of "PSerding" is the acting of a person who follows or acts in the following manner or ways :
-Rude and Obnoxious to others
-Whenever an unfortunate occurance happens to the person, they think it is the end of the world
-Tend to like younger and more vulnerable people
-Lack Hair
-Are not snipped (not circumsized)
-Violent

There are few other qualities that I have left out, since they are extreme and very harsh.
Generally, PSerding is not liked by many, and is even at times considered homosexual.
Damnit, that kids PSerding today!

Man, I PSerded at my mom last night, she hit me with the mixer.

Man that kid seems as if he just PSerded on his girlfriend, she looks pretty bruised up.
by Connor Snyder December 9, 2008
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