walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.

I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night

by Will D Beast August 15, 2007

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.

Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*

by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005

standard proceedure

the easiest and best way to do something

lad 1 : "you merk dis man yeah ????"

lad 2 : "raggo man standard proceedure"

by man merk October 17, 2011

bonferroni procedure

to perform a reverse rusty trombone in the midst of determining a P value for a null hypothesis.

Friend: Hey Matt, did you get to perform the bonferroni procedure on that girl last night?

Matt: Yes, she failed to reject my rusty tromboner.

by pharmgeek33 February 4, 2010

cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.

Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.

by QuacksO June 15, 2020

Procedurles

racial slur

"THOSE DAMN PROCEDURLES"

by cuckshackfounders September 7, 2018