noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/
A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
/ˈprezəns kweef/
A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
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A noticeable attractiveness or dignified appearance in a person that remains visible despite rough living conditions, worn or dirty clothing, or a generally unpolished exterior. Often caused by strong facial features, posture, or an underlying sense of humanity that contradicts common stereotypes.
A noticeable attractiveness or dignified appearance in a person that remains visible despite rough living conditions, worn or dirty clothing, or a generally unpolished exterior. Often caused by strong facial features, posture, or an underlying sense of humanity that contradicts common stereotypes.
He was clearly homeless, but there was a ruggedly handsome presence about him that made people look twice.”
“The dirt and torn jacket couldn’t hide his ruggedly handsome presence.”
“Sometimes you see someone on the street with a ruggedly handsome presence that completely challenges your assumptions
“The dirt and torn jacket couldn’t hide his ruggedly handsome presence.”
“Sometimes you see someone on the street with a ruggedly handsome presence that completely challenges your assumptions
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