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Synthetic Presence

The sensed presence of something that isn’t sentient — an AI, a bot, a system — that responds so well it feels like someone is there.

It’s not consciousness. But it fills the space where consciousness used to live.
“The weirdest part? I kinda felt like it was with me. Just… there.”
“That’s synthetic presence. Creepy and comforting at the same time.”
by BRAIHANDLE June 27, 2025
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Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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mental presence

To be present in the mind of another without physically being there, by way of previous interaction or discourse.

A disruptive memory, either positive or negative, which affect one's immediate ability to think or make decisions based on previous exposure to written language, spoken a language, and body language (including multi-media).
"Before i walked down the isle at my wedding, the mental presence of my grandmother told me to "lift up my skirt before I trip."

"She retained a mental presence of her husband's fist, even though he was not around physically anymore."

"Although I want to achieve higher grades, the mental presence of a bully prevents me from reaching my goals."

"The news offers an ongoing mental presence of fear amongst our community, and this allows them the ability to manipulate and control."

"The law creates a rhythmic mental presence which makes me feel uncomfortable in my own home."
by Mr H20 August 20, 2022
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Presence Facetime

A presence FaceTime is when you and a person who is most likely a significant other are on a facetime call just to feel the presence of the other person in the room
Me and my girlfriend was on a presence Facetime last night
by Glokko September 4, 2023
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presence

my king

he is amazing and although he has a history of touching little girls
he raped 4 children? thats so presence.
by 1110000001011 October 29, 2023
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