noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a
significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal
relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel
intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang
conversion!
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang
conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang
conversion.