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poon-tangler

noun
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.

synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.
I was about to hit it with Maria but Johnny told her that I had crabs and now she won't come close to me!. He's such a poon-tangler.
poon-tangler by Cpt. Broseph Funk January 12, 2008

poon-tangled 

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "
poon-tangled by poon doc January 24, 2014

Poontang Boomerang 

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it
No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

Poontangarang 

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.
Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.
Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion 

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

Poontang Boomerang 

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.
"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"