Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
by Stevie Y April 12, 2006
Get the Taint Poacher mug.v. Steal the roach after smoking a joint (Usualy when the theaf didn't buy the weed). -roach poacher n.
I can't find the roach anywhere... Did you roach poach me?
No, don't invite Scott to smoke the weed with us! He's a roach poacher!
No, don't invite Scott to smoke the weed with us! He's a roach poacher!
by Xeneth Sparda December 7, 2004
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by Notorious D.I.Z. July 2, 2011
Get the Poach mug.The act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a "seat yourself" lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. This usually happens during a dinner-rush.
This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.
This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.
Server 1: " My table is just about to leave, they're getting their coats on. I just have to ring-up a Mastercard, and I can clear it off..."
Server 2: "Too late. Check out the dude at the entrance. Definitely table poaching. He's making a bee-line to 106. Aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there."
Server 2: "Too late. Check out the dude at the entrance. Definitely table poaching. He's making a bee-line to 106. Aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there."
by disgruntledserver December 4, 2010
Get the table poaching mug.Coffee pot poachers: Alert
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
by Reelriver April 27, 2015
Get the coffee pot poacher mug.Last night I was talking to this girl for a while but out of nowhere this poacher swooped in and took her away from me.
by Mr. Filter November 23, 2009
Get the Poacher mug.Friend: how did you guys meet?
She: I saw him walking down the street and found him interesting so I followed him. Then I poached him!
She: I saw him walking down the street and found him interesting so I followed him. Then I poached him!
by glenzo August 1, 2018
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