pooking

Hard or erect nipples on a girl

Did you see Sarah in that white shirt? Totally pooking today.

by jawz101 August 12, 2021

Plorking

When you play while you work. In-office, this can be nerf gun fights. Working from home, this can be a quick game of online scrabble, a virtual karaoke session, or even just a quick catch-up via video with your coworkers.

It's a way to achieve work/life balance when the working day seems to never end.

"Man, how does Alex get so much done? The guy is plorking every time I see him"

by James Neutron Jr. December 22, 2021

plosking

The act of smoking a cigarette through your anus and then blowing out the cigarette with a fart

Me and my girl were bored with one cigarette left so we decided to do some plosking

by anonymous April 19, 2024

Plooting

Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.

"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."

"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"

by Plootarch March 7, 2025