PPPPPP

Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

You stick to the 6 P’s PPPPPP and you shouldn’t have anything to worry about.

by Dafuq420 June 11, 2020

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.

Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity

by plmgr July 27, 2010

plapper

An extremely loud fart that occurs when your ass cheeks flap in the gust. Mainly occuring while seated on a chair.

Yo man, I just plappered big time

by the plapper101 August 15, 2008

PPPP

PPPP. Is the Priest a Poof, or, is the Poof a Priest?

I only met him five minutes ago, that's when PPPP struck me. I don't know whether he's a Poof and/or a Priest!

by FABARM November 17, 2018

PPPP

Pee pee poopy pants. When someone is in an extra crabby mood.

The leaves lost today so Tim is extra PPPP right now.

by h0ckey39 January 15, 2022

Ploppy Seconds

It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.

"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"

by The Great Jackal March 1, 2009

ploppy pants

Pants that have been filled with stinking grogans.

After shitting himself, the boy had ploppy pants.

by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003