Platypus

One of the two mammals that lay eggs

There's a platypus over there.

by Johnny bob999988885555 March 13, 2021

Platypus

A semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. A furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray, It's got more than just man skill, It's got a beaver tail and bill, and the women swoon whenever they hear him say: *platypus sound*

Perry the Platypus.

by wtnfnwsrn.awesome. July 30, 2011

Forbidden Platypus

The act of one's tail slapping another one's genitals then proceeding to trap them in a box and beating them with a stick, causing them to suffocate and die.

Jamie received the forbidden platypus from Shane the other day, he enjoyed it thoroughly and even recorded it on tape for us to see.

by JamieReid March 19, 2011

Musty Platypus

When a girl is riding your face and then takes a shit on your chest, and you feeling the shit look down at your chest flattening the shit with your chin into something that resembles a platypus bill.

I was totally revenge fucking this guy and then i gave him a Musty Platypus cuz he was a douche.

by Lemegena December 22, 2010

Platypus Controlling Me

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

Platapic

Platapic and or platapic face...mainly used by non attractive woman on facebook and or myspace. The act of percing youre lips together to an awkward or strange looking kiss that nobody want to see..

You: Damn!!! How many platapics do you have?
Her: lmao!! Stfu u bitch get off my facebook (also see definition attention seeker)

Damn that girl in that platapic is hit!

by Cj pimpin May 6, 2010

platypusplug

An absolute demolition of the anus via the use of a heated metal rod with a broad bill on it.

Jenna took the PlatypusPlug last night and didn’t even scream

by T. Man June 11, 2020