when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
by RepGnar January 13, 2011
Get the pistachio nut surprisemug. by Fangmon January 19, 2009
Get the Pistachio ice creammug. A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012
Get the PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )mug. by sopistachio January 6, 2023
Get the So Pistachio Fr Frmug. Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.
by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018
Get the Electrifying Pistachiomug. by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021
Get the Pistachio Canolimug. by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023
Get the Pistachiomug.