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Nine Percent

- A Chinese boy group under IQIYI.
- Still hasn’t released a debut album.
- prolly will finish their contract with no song and album.
IQIYI where’s Nine Percent’s album!?!?!?
by ThatOneChengchengBiased August 5, 2018
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100 percent stiffy juice

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice
Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen
by FoxGuardJ October 23, 2019
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51 percent

A reference to conservatives or Republicans, which alludes to the 2004 elections, in which 51 percent of the nation elected George Bush. Ironically many of those middle and lower class rural people who voted for him stand to lose money and other benefits as a result of his new Social Security plan.
the 51 percent supports essentially reversing Roe vs. Wade
by dmby.com May 13, 2005
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Eighty Percent

The percentage of illness a person has to feel in order for them to be declared as "Not well mate"
I'm only feeling eighty percent, I'm not well mate
by Baron Greenback December 10, 2008
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Forty Percent Dating

When a nerdy couple date only using technology. One does not Forty Percent Date face to face, physical contact is not allowed and under no circumstances can the two speak to one another offline unless they are in a group of at least ten people. Forty Percent Dating is only used when both counterparts of the couple are too socially awkward, anxious or inept to do anything with one another. Both are extremely relieved when the relationship is terminated as they had difficulty stringing one sentence together in order to speak to their boyfriend/girlfriend. This mostly happens in younger couples with less experience in the dating world, not many can get passed Forty Percent Dating until their third or fourth relationship. It is then when they may grasp the concept of dates. It is not very often when a person finds themselves unable to get passed the Forty Percent Dating stage of their life. Normally, if this happens it is because the person is too co-dependent on their friends and doesn't make enough time for their relationship. It is suggested that they take a slight step back from their friendships and become more involved in their romantic interest. Forty Percent Dating is also known as: Somewhat Dating, Halfway Dating and Loveless Relationships.
"Hey man, did you finally dump that girl you had a Forty Percent Relationship with?"

<Person 1> and <Person 2> dated for three months. In that time they talked face to face once. The rest of their lives were dominated by the internet and texting, it was to the point that if they made eye contact it scared them. They were Forty Percent dating.
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20 percent of Battery

a moment when an iPod or music player has 20 percent left of battery

symptoms include moaning, groaning, complaining, frustration and eventual boredom
"I'm ready to play infinity blade 2!"

*2 hours later*

screen "20 percent of battery"

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
by tubasplat2010 December 27, 2011
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Forty-Eight Percent Nation

The America that opposes the current regime. The number is largely symbolic, as the actual percentage now polls at well beyond 50% most weeks.
See also 48% Nation.
The Forty-Eight Percent Nation had better get its act together, or it'll only have itself to blame.
by colin s s February 19, 2005
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