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Penile Knife

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.
(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.
by X_herb July 23, 2011
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PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.
"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!
by weirdweasel October 11, 2008
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Penid

Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.
Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.
by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2011
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Rudimentary Peni

80's British anarcho band fronted by madman Nick Blinko. Known for their obscurity, misanthropic viewpoints, rare performances, and distinct raw sound. The general atmosphere of their output is generally regarded as very bleak, depressing and hopeless, though they often make very prolific social statements.
Matthews explains how he came up with the name of the band: "When I was at school studying biology, we were told that in the fetal stage the clitoris is a rudimentary penis."
by Pinche Jackie December 25, 2009
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Pearly Penile Papules

A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.
"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."
by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008
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Penile Terrorism

The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.
Ivy: How was the trip?

Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!
by hatetotravel145 June 19, 2010
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penility

(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.

A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?

Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011
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