Ped Egg

1. noun-Product that shaves away skin from disgusting people's feet.
2. verb-To use above mentioned product on someone else's feet.
3. adjective or adverb-when used to describe the product above as it applies to raunchiness

1. Before I had some really fucked, repugnant dogs, but now that I have this I can go without socks around my family. Thanks ped egg!
2. Jesus Christ! Them shits is fucking AWFUL! Someone should ped egg your ass!
3. Oh my Gawd man. That woman you were talking to last night was fucking skanky. I bet her shit was ped-egg-gross.

by Brian Cain March 1, 2008

Ped Bread

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.

My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.

by Yaziyo August 11, 2010

PED(Post Ejaculation Depression)

Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating

After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).

by MARK JOHNSONS III April 20, 2018

ped pot

A ped pot is something Pedalvael7654 created on Minecraft Windows 10 Edition. It is where you miss your pot and throw it back to his hometown, which is FALLENTECH.

Me: "HAHA PED POT"
Ped: "Crying"

by pedpot December 3, 2021

Ped Xing

Generic Repulican Candidate for the 2012 US Presidential Election. His posters can be seen at crosswalks and fire escapes across America. He spends a suspicious amount of time hanging around men's bathrooms.

"Plus he'd really help our relations with China, after all, his name is Ped Xing" - Stephen Colbert

by Crashd5 June 24, 2011

Ped-omar

Pronounced (peedomar): A very sweaty short stout heavy breathing beer keg sized humanoid sometimes seen lurking or creeping around at the local gym.

My girl hates it when she's at the gym trying to get in her workout when she spots a sweaty ped-omar acting like he's working out. Its creepy but obvious to all the girls because everyone knows what he is really there for.

by Queen Gloria June 8, 2023

PED XING

A wealthy Chinese philanthropist who paid large sums of money in order to have his name plastered everywhere, so that people would remember who he was.

"Look there's another Ped Xing sign"
"Oh that Ped Xing, how we'll remember him"

by Alb Benavides June 29, 2009