ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

im peaked

Somethin that makes ur eyebrows peak when you raise them

When she explained how helium works I was like "Im peaked!"

by Shooketh.speaker August 30, 2017

Tawny peaked

When a woman baps her pendulous breasts on top of someone's head. The origins of this come from a lawsuit
That was filed by a patron of a gentlemen's club in FLA.. claiming that a dancers action of bapping her breasts on top of his head caused him neck injuring his neck.the dancers name just happened to be tawny peaks. Hence.the term

I was at the club.an this danced tawny peaked me!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.

There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.

by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022