proat

1)A noun used in substitution of the "f-bomb" when at a formal function, or mingling with aristocracy. Especially while trying to casually insult a particularly snooty acquaintance.

"Charles, you old proat! How was Hong-Kong"

by Suzanne Ross February 27, 2008

PoCat

A PoCat is an odd, smelly, but cute, cat-like female with artistic skills.

Woah! Look at her drawing! She is such a PoCat!

by TwinOfAPoCat June 18, 2009

ploat

Scots word meaing hit or thump, as in "I'll ploat you, you big Jessy"

"I'll gi' you a ploat!!

by BigDaddyG June 18, 2008

Poat

The inability to type correctly because your name starts with the letter L.

"if i poated my daughters picture"
I poated and i can't get up!

by Wocbackwoods July 29, 2012

ploats

testicles

His ploats were wrinkly and saggy.

by Jrli January 13, 2015

PoaT

Plane on a Treadmill Myth. A popular discussion topic on internet message boards, this myth was supposed to be on the Discovery Channel Show Mythbusters. However, for unknown reasons, the Myth did not air causing much frustration and anger amongst viewers.

Adam and Jamie are gay for not showing PoaT tonight.

by qaz0101 January 5, 2008

poatrage

A state of being angry while poating

The man who was in a poatrage desroyed the building with his poat.

by poater's helper February 26, 2009