Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016

pastacat

A cat who loves to eat pasta.

"Garfield is such a pastacat."

by Handleman2121 February 26, 2017

pistaccio

A green nut often used as a topping.

"Man, I love pistaccio baklavas!"

by Tabby102 January 28, 2022

pastacat48

A very cool cat on tiktok

Person 1: yo you ever heard of pastacat48?
Person 2: no, what?
Person 1: he's a cool cat on tiktok

by Monday_Moblin July 19, 2023

Pistachiary

A place where pistachios are stashed for later consumption.

Caroline hid the pistachios in the pistachiary to enjoy later.

by Truthytrutherton August 12, 2023

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021