Palestine

A land whose history and culture is told through the language of threads (Tatreez) and whose people teach us life, love and the meaning of strength and perseverance.

When asked about Palestine;

"We teach life after they have built their settlements and apartheid walls, after the last skies. We teach life, sir."

by educateyourselfbro November 19, 2023

Palestine

My beloved homeland.

"You look so similar to Palestine."
"What do you mean?"
"Strong!, and beautiful, and a thousand enemies want you."

by educateyourselfbro November 19, 2023

Palestine

Palestine is a country in the Middle East. It is currently occupied by Israel. They are currently going through a mass genocide and ethnic cleansing. Christians, Muslims and Jews used to live peacefully together until 1948, when Israel became a country. The Zionists kicked the Palestinians out of their homes and stole their land. They continue to be violent to the Palestinians and k1ll their women and children. They take children as prisoners. They have committed many war crimes such as b0mbing hospitals and schools. America funds these b0mbs. The western countries support Israel and the media claims Israel to be the victim. Many people support Palestine, including Jews! There have been many pro-Palestine protests around the world. One day, Palestine will be free

Person 1: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
Person 2: Thats offensive
Person 1: How!? I'm saying to free Palestine from Israeli occupation

by Icant think of a username November 19, 2023

Palestine

Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.

Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.

by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023

Palestine

A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.

Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed

In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence

Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!

by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023

Palestine

A country that never existed before its occupation

Guy 1: palestine is under occupation.
Guy 2: how if there was neber a fully indepented palestinian state?

by Ffpg December 6, 2023

Palestine

A illegitimate colonial country claiming the right over land that they are not native to. Also a terrorist state which has the goal to kill all Jews.

Person: Did you hear what happened on October 7th 2023?
Person 2: Yeah that’s when Palestine killed thousands of innocent Israelis, raped and burned them as well.

by antiterrorisim February 20, 2024