package peeper

One who looks at another man's johnson for comparison to his own. Someone who looks at your weiner when your taking a piss.

That package peeper wouldn't stop looking at Harry in the shower.

by nahtan July 30, 2008

package manager

Software that controls the system-wide acquisition, installation, upgrading, and removal of programs and utilities. Popular package managers include apt-get (for Debian-based distros), rpm (for the Red Hat/Fedora clan), pacman (Arch Linux), portage (Gentoo), and various special-purpose programs like pip and npm.

Well known as the only right way to install and manage your software, though good luck ever getting a consensus on which package format is the best.

User 1: I fucking hate these Flash updates.
User 2: Huh, that's funny. I've never had any problems with it, my package manager always handles it without complaining. Which OS are you on again?
User 1: Windows, I think?
User 2: Oh. Haha, yep, you're boned.

by Rainfly_X May 7, 2013

Package wackage

Slapping someone in the face with your dick, yellung "package wackage."

Last night I gave a package wackage to an emily west.

by Alecsawesome June 3, 2018

Package thief

When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.

I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023

package drop

This action is performed by taking your male anatomy and lifting it, walking over to a female(or male if you must) or just about any object really, and simply "drop" your "package" on the object, they will be sure to feel it or get creative and ding food bells with your package, etc.

"oh my god, that dude just package dropped me and his package was SOOOO BIG, i cant wait to get with him."

by Jordan Smith February 18, 2004

Package Stalker

Definition:
1.The Obsession of stalking packages constantly via online aka "Package Tracking"

1. The Package Stalker sat there on his laptop while stalking his Condoms.

by pigy0300 November 14, 2014

package check

n. You'd better do this when you're not sure if you ended up with a Benny Boy at the local meat shack in Bangkok.

Always do a package check even though you think there is no way that the chick with no adam's apple, no body hair, smooth cheek bones and nice hips, is a MAN.

by Andy Mack September 1, 2005