e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.

eat your pussy till you cum in my face

Random guy, “Hey can I e.y.p.t.y.c.i.y.m.f.?”
Random girl, “ OMG PLEASE SEX ME NOW DADDY!!!”

“e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.” Simply means “eat your pussy till you cum in my face” which is something you may ask your girlfriend or someone you want to hookup with over text as an abbreviation

by Random penis guy August 29, 2020

M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.

I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011

M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

by ookshan January 17, 2011

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

by ookshan January 17, 2011

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat

*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020

A.T.M.A.S.A.P

A.T.M.A.S.A.P Means Answer This Mail As Soon As Possible u can use it in mails and on MSN cause you can change mail to messeage

Mail: So how are you
Hugs from Mary
A.T.M.A.S.A.P

by Kristoffer R Nilsen June 23, 2007