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Overclock the Chocolate Oven

Refers to using a heat-stimulation toy on higher than intended settings on a person's anal cavity whilst it contains some amount of chocolate.
I wanna Overclock the Chocolate Oven, and by "Overclock" I mean "Bake", by "Chocolate" I mean "in", by "Oven" I mean "Asshole", and by "the" I mean "Chocolate". If ya know what I'm sayin.
by ComanRandle March 26, 2022
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Overclocking the chocolate ovens

1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds

2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts
1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.

2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.

2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.
by Jale Doris March 26, 2022
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overhelpful

Eliot was overhelpful today
by mila colin November 13, 2022
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Overculture

I deleted all my social media accounts because they're overculture.
by Celebitchy December 29, 2022
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Overclocking

Is when your thinking becomes so fast and so out of control that your brain then tries to compensate by triggering a panic-attack, which means your biggest fear now is you're going to pass out in front of your friends, who all think you're always so wonderfully calm and normal, but actually have no idea that on the inside you're really a total bundle of concealed jitters, nervousness, and weird thinking.
"Oh, God, I can feel myself overclocking inside my head at what you're saying, hope I don't have a panic attack and pass out in front of you!"
by mimbijones April 5, 2023
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overzellas

Excessively interested or attentive regarding someone named Zella.
Seems like your whiny hot-chick main squeeze wif an unusual name perpetually complains dat either she feels ignored, or dat you're being overzellas! Can't win no matter WHAT ya do.
by QuacksO May 19, 2023
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overclock

Dextroamphetamine.

This is a play on the term "overclock" as well as "clock" itself. Amphetamine is known as "speed" for good reason, and it has psychosomatic effects analogous to the overclocking of a processor.

Why dextroamphetamine in particular? Simple: in chemistry, an enantiomer (one of a pair of molecules with the same components, but which are non-identical mirror images of one another) of a chiral compound is considered dextrorotatory or levorotatory if it causes the plane of linearly polarized light that passes through it to rotate clockwise or counterclockwise, respectively. In other words, it's the clockwise form of speed in a sense.

This uniquely strengthens the "clock" part of the term in a way that other amphetamine mixtures (e.g., racemic, levo only, or Adderall, which is 75/25 dextro/levo), by definition, can't.

Any noticeable dose can have aphrodisiac, euphoriant, or nootropic effects, and each of those can provide an impetus for abuse.

This is known in the United States as Dexedrine and a prodrug, Vyvanse, is also common.

Note: I'm not a doctor. This is not medical advice. I have used both Vyvanse and Dexedrine legitimately and as prescribed. I'm also a sucker for terrible puns.
Twenty migs of overclock, dance 'til my body drop.

Life so good on overclock, party 'til my heart stop.
by pdxkicksass June 21, 2023
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