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Orthodoxymoron

Someone who is more concerned with tradition than truth. Especially defined within Religion. Someone who does not believe or trust in anything outside of their own power.
A control freak.
Saul was an Orthodoxymoron before his eyes were opened to the truth.
by stillcrows February 4, 2010
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Orthodontal Pudding

Receiving fellatio subsequent to the act of defecating in the mouth of one's sexual partner.
Mike: "Hey can I have a blowjob?"
Liana: "Okay sure, but poop in my mouth first"
Shawn: "An Orthodontal Pudding Treatment??!!!"
Mike: "Shawn, what are you doing in my closet?"
by Sorry Sans June 19, 2010
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Orthodoxophobia

The person over there seems to have orthodoxophobia
by Сейдж July 26, 2023
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Orthodoxou

N. A pre-op-transexual Greek midget that is conflicted over his love for goats and other barnyard animals. Also one who suffers from career delusions; and is most clearly suited to the fine art of male nursing. Or hair waxing.

V. To masturbate excessively using both hands... and power tools, often in the presence of goats or other barnyard animals in their native environment.

Adj. Excessively neat and tidy, to the point of utter insanity. Also, the colour Mauve.
N. Dude, look out, I see an Orthodoxou incoming. Watch your backside!

V. Dude, what the hell is wrong with you, don't Orthodoxou out on me!

Adj. This is the most totally Orthodoxou pad I've ever seen! It's actually a bit disturbing. Hey, what the heck is that goat doing here???
by Samaurai Jack October 11, 2004
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Orthopoxed Jew

A Jew, whether religious or secular.
who's people are Cursed, who's "race" is cursed, and who's religion is Cursed and supplanted by Orthodox Eastern Christianity.

He's is Rightly (ortho) Poxed (poxed) or Cursed for his perfidiousness and for killing The Messiah or Jesus Christ, and for his cotrol of Media, and for covering up crimes. Like the fact they are criminal elements.
Don't mind the perfidious, whiny, and shifty orthopoxed jew
by antij March 8, 2005
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Orthopoxed Jew

A Jew, whether religious or secular.
who's people are Cursed, who's "race" is cursed, and who's religion is Cursed and supplanted by Orthodox Eastern Christianity.

He's is Rightly (ortho) Poxed (poxed) or Cursed for his perfidiousness and for killing The Messiah or Jesus Christ
Don't mind the perfidious, whiny, orthopoxed jew
by antij May 13, 2005
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Vaginal Orthodontist

A dentist for the Vagina who deals with Vaginal Teeth. Most Vaginal Orthodontist deal with Vagingivitis and vaginal retainers.

If you're experiencing nibbling sensations in your Vaginal area, please contact a Vaginal Orthodontist near you. Risks of you not doing so may result in you contracting Vagingivitis or Vaginal Cavities.
My vagingivitis is so bad I had to go and see a vaginal orthodontist.

My son Henry got his doctorate in Vaginas. He is one of the top vaginal orthodontist in California.
by fella2222 May 10, 2009
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