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personal growth opportunity

a euphemism for a bad experience, characterized as positive because it encourages a person to learn not to repeat the experience
Sally had a personal growth opportunity doing her own dental work to save money. Rita had a personal growth opportunity when she got fired for being a drunk and belligerent at a department meeting.
by Sexy Rexy February 9, 2007
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equal opportunity enjoyer

an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with sex, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their "inner qualities".
Dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. I've seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. He appears to enjoy them all the same.
by ladybugxxvii April 17, 2009
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equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life
Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody
by BMoney March 11, 2005
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Business Opportunity

The phrase 'Business Opportunity' almost always refers to a nasty, but somehow legal (due to its being ostensibly a business about selling overpriced product) pyramid scheme that's been running for almost 50 years and has helped thousands of people get wealthy at the expense of thousands of others who have lost a great deal of time and money chasing a phoney dream.
They have clever recruiters who will try to convince you that being an MLM rep for a large company is somehow the same as being an 'Independent Business Owner' and that this is the sure path to living in a huge house, driving an expensive sports car, and getting to spend all your time with your gorgeous wife because you will make so much money with so little effort that you can quit your day job.

If a stranger is talking to you and mentions that they would like to discuss with you a 'Business Opportunity', don't walk away, RUN!
Recruiter: Golly Joe, it was sure great meeting you today, but I was wondering if we could get together some time so I we can discuss an exciting business opportunity that I've recently become involved in.

Translation: You seem like a relatively gullible person, so I'm going to try my hardest to suck you into this horrendous disaster of a scam so me and my associates can take away as much of your money as we can until you realize you've been had.
by EchoZulu August 2, 2008
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Oppootunity

I'm not taking Joe's old job, it's a Oppootunity I don't need.
by anonymous January 20, 2023
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Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.
"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"
by kyouten3 August 23, 2011
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Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them
Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity
by mrphil January 13, 2021
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