one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019

No one on discord day

No one on discord day is when no one is on discord this holiday is on december 13th

Wolfgang: Hey todays No one on discord day
Oda: Well darn

by Furry gang 3 December 11, 2020

One fight day

June 26 the day to celebrate one fights birthday

Hey it’s one fight day today let’s get some birthday cosmetics on one fight!

by Lunemans September 13, 2021

One day

Tomorrow

One day I'll sing for you

by anonymous September 14, 2020

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

one proud day

when it is good day start with a bad end

one proud day, the austeeno arived

by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023