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Warrington omelette

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Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.
Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.
by Warrington omelette March 3, 2015
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omelette nipple

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Slang term for a nipple on wide breast, often a manboob. The width of the tit leads to the nipple folding with half of the nipple on the top portion of the breast and half on the underside. The tip of the tit is the filling in this delicious omelette.
"Logan has big omelette nipples." -- Roman
by BB7373737 July 16, 2023
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An early morning fart that smells like eggs. Usually delivered with intentional force.
"you want breakfast in bed?" I aint getting up, so here's an air omelette, enjoy.
by KenTam August 26, 2013
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lazy omelette

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When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.
My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.
by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017
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three egg omelette

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A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum
"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "
by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016
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mother-of-all-omelets

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Some thing you make when you can’t fret over every egg
We’re making the mother-of-all-omelets here jack, can’t fret over every egg!
by Frost. May 18, 2022
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Scotch Omelette

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Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.
Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!
by Raging Erections March 23, 2009
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