Definitions by Lunchbox427

lazy omelette 

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.

My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.

lazy omelette by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017