sochi olympics 2003

IMAGINARY olympics that did not happen.

"We dance on ice
Sochi Olympics 2003"

by oijeffoiwq July 16, 2022

olympic "athlete"

n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.

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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.

Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".

You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

Olympic Withdrawl Syndrome

That empty, lonely feeling you get after the Olympics have ended.

This is usually due to the feeling of unity that comes with the Olympics. The withdrawl makes you feel more alone now to the fact that your country is now back at war/economic crisis/other misc. disasters.

Guy 1: "Dude, you have been staring at the NBC channel for hours, what's the big deal?"

Guy 2: "I miss watching Sweden take on China in curling, I want it back."

Guy 1: "I think you're suffering from Olympic Withdrawl Syndrome."

by Robert Sexyman Pattinson March 2, 2010

olympic pong

Special type of beer pong that can only be played during the time period of the Winter or Summer Olympics. Players take turns throwing at a setup of 5 cups, arranged to look like the olympic rings. The table size should be larger, as things should be measured in meters and liters for the game, and a meter's bigger than a foot. Furthermore, to replicate the Olympic feel, spectators may judge the players' shots from 1 to 10 dependent on splashdown. Medals are given out the next morning based on hangover severeness.

Steve and I brought home the gold and silver this morning after a night of Olympic Pong.

by DaStater February 14, 2010

Olyn

A person who has the most strange name of all time and never has a definition about them. Their name doesn't mean anything in any language and the definitions that do exist are weird and false.
They might also be an extraterrestrial from Venus.

- "Wow did you hear his name? Olyn?"
- "Weird huh? He might be an alien..."

by mustardketchup475 January 8, 2021

trauma Olympics

An event where different people compete to see who has experienced the most phycological trauma in their life. The one thing every competitor seems to forget though is that nobody actually win the trauma Olympics.

And here we have Jerry who is competing in this year trauma Olympics and has just brought up the fact his dad hasn't come back from the store yet,

by A random guy who is also a pot December 21, 2021

Olympics

The way to see which country has the best steroid supplier.

Olympics are going to be lit.

by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017