Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.
To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate
To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
Think black liquid soon to be exinct on this planet. However the second largest wells just started pumping so the American economy is saved for another 10 years. Maybe. Good thing thers a new afghani pipeline being built to get oil to market others wise we would be in big trouble. Thank you Mr. Bin Laden for saving our econmy.
by Bush is my Bitch July 27, 2003
"Oils never does anything."
"Mans, Oils is lazy. He won't go on walks with me."
"Oils is a bore, and a waste of time."
"Mans, Oils is lazy. He won't go on walks with me."
"Oils is a bore, and a waste of time."
by TheOneandOnlyRealTT May 12, 2006
Similar to Ooka, an Oils helps overcome symptoms of lethargy and increases total body strength and performance.
by gdabul July 12, 2020
by Dan October 6, 2003
A substance which the United States economy relies heavily on. Contrary to popular belief, the world has enough oil to last for at least 500 years. The global oil supply will last for approximately 500 years, even if consumption rates increase by 15%. A variety of products are produced from chemicals and such that are found in crude oil. Crude oil is the raw, unrefined substance taken directly from the earth.
Jimmy: "Gas prices are gonna never stop going up, because we only have 40 years left of oil".
Alex: "You idiot, we have at least 500 years left of oil, even if consumption rates increase by 15%!"
Alex: "You idiot, we have at least 500 years left of oil, even if consumption rates increase by 15%!"
by Oil Makes The World Go Round March 31, 2006
1)a smooth black fluid with a pungent flavor and universal appeal.
2)the only thing keeping Iraq from being a crator.
2)the only thing keeping Iraq from being a crator.
by Ebot March 21, 2003