When the power is out for an extended period of time, sometimes you have to read in an offline browser.
by aseigler September 07, 2011
A call for much needed financial generosity by a popular gaming streamer only to not reciprocate this generosity to dedicated and supportive fan.
Snutz: I need them offline bengee vibes
Dedicated fan: gotchu
Snutz has gone offline
Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?
Dedicated fan: gotchu
Snutz has gone offline
Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?
by BrehTacos March 08, 2021
Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.
by Meussieur June 20, 2010
Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.
The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:
Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.
Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.
Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
by 0000101100101000010101011 April 06, 2021
When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.
Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!
by greekgrl March 09, 2012
by ur fav bad bitch hun May 23, 2022
FOR PHONE CALLS
Narrator: Sorry, the person you're calling is currently offline.
FOR LINES
(inside a party: there's a cupcake stand that has THE ULTIMATE RAINBOW CUPCAKE)
Person 1: I will wait until it is my turn
Person 2: Same!
Person 4: *saw person 3 go away from the line, thinking he didn't want the cupcakes* In Mind: He's off from the line now, TIME TO STEAL IT
Narrator: Sorry, the person you're calling is currently offline.
FOR LINES
(inside a party: there's a cupcake stand that has THE ULTIMATE RAINBOW CUPCAKE)
Person 1: I will wait until it is my turn
Person 2: Same!
Person 4: *saw person 3 go away from the line, thinking he didn't want the cupcakes* In Mind: He's off from the line now, TIME TO STEAL IT
by dirty_earth July 02, 2024