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Arguably the best movie ever made. Written and directed by the creator of Beavis and Butthead - Mike Judge. The main character, Peter Gibbons, played by Ron Livingston, hates his repetitive, monotonous job working in Initech with his buddies Samir Naheenanajad and Michael Bolton. Fed up with his job, Peter decides to see an occpational hypnotherapist who helps him to relax by hypnotising him into temporarily not caring, however he dies before taking the hypnosis off of Peter, leaving him in a relaxed, care-free state of mind which makes for a hilarious movie.
The funniest characters in the movie are definitely Initech's software Engineers Samir and Michael, both of which who also dislike their jobs, and plan to program a virus to rip Initech off for thousands of dollars. Samir dislikes the workers for being unable to pronounce his last name, and Michael dislikes them for constantly referring to the Singer Michael Bolton, whom he hates but pretends to like in order to fit in with them and make them happy.
If you have not seen the movie, I Highly Recommend it.
Samir: "I do not understand why no one in this country can pronounce my last name, its not that difficult.. NA-HEE-NANA-JAD, Naheenanajad"

Michael: "Yeah well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton!"

Samir: "You know, there is nothing wrong with that name."

Michael: "There WAS nothing wrong with it.. until I was about 12 years old, and that No Talent Ass Clown started becoming famous and winning Grammy's."

Samir: "Why don't you just go by Mike, Instead of Michael"

Michael: "Screw that, why should i change, he's the one who Sucks!"

{Enter Peter}: "Hey guys, wanna go to Chachki's, get some coffee? I gotta get outta here, I think I'm gonna lose it"

Co-Worker: "Uh OH! Sounds like someone's got a case of the MONDAYS :-( "
by Niggerachy July 29, 2008
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office beast

Office Beast is an over weight broad, usually working in customer service. Fat with red hair, she stomps around all day in her elephant suit and talks about banging randos.
Could you imagine the smell is you took Office Beast's pants off?
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Office Gash

A female aged 20-30, in an attempt to look business like wears a pencil skirt, high heels, and tight fitting shirt. Generally strut about on their lunch hour looking important but we all know they love it in the back door. Office Gash normally ramps up in the summer months for some unknown reason.
John: Jeez!! Dude where have all these women been hiding.

Dave: Tell me about it, the sun really does bring out all the Office Gash!!
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office space

Possibly the greatest movie ever. Follows the story of a guy who hates his job and gets hypnotized into not giving a shit.
I just watched Office Space last night. I love that fucking movie.
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office hot

see work hot
Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add 2 or 3 points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Cheryl is looking office hot today. If she was in the street I probably wouldn't look twice tho.
by Paul Alford October 3, 2007
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office goggles

Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).

In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.
"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."
by j.get.me.out.of.here July 24, 2006
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Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).
It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.
by JambaJews December 23, 2008
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