Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.

I just watched "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus." I don't even know what to say.

by The Wandering Mousepad July 25, 2010

The Octopus

An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense

"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"

by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009

Octopussy

Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.

The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)

Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.

I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.

Bond: What's that one your back?

Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.

by A Alcott December 1, 2006

octapussy

Eight sided pussy.

I wish she had an octapussy so all eight of us dudes can get laid, cuz that bitch is a slut.

by Bumpin' Reverend Easy B March 6, 2009

Octopussy

The act of getting octopussy involves having sex with 8 or more women in the same night.

"Dude! I just got some octopussy last night!"
"Was it awesome?"
"Hell yea, man!"

by Sh3nr0n7 March 4, 2009

Love Octopus

A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus

Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"

Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"

Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"

by Thatguyheis October 9, 2009

Octopusseyphobia

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

by karlboy123 June 2, 2009