Oceanside, California

The worst yet most expensive place to live in Cali. Oceanside is famous for Camp Pendleton where U.S Marines are stationed.

The shittiest beach town in all of California. Don’t bother going to downtown Oceanside, all you will see is druggies and marines wearing high and tights, and tan backpacks. Where everybody is either a marine, a spouse of a Marine, a retired Marine, or is related to a Marine some how. Everybody resents marines.

Home of the worst Mexican food and simoan gang bangers. Don’t buy a car off the Pacific Coast Highway. Also, avoid the purple church.

‘Hey man, let’s go hang out in downtown Oceanside, California tonight’

‘Oh fuck that place, I’m not trying to see boots’

by MIlitaryTermszz January 16, 2019

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oceanside girl

A girl who's extremely attractive but leaves every guy she meets on read, from oceanside ny.

Person:I met this really attractive girl who I matched with on tinder.
Person 2:U start dating?
Person 1:No the hoe ass rude bitch just left me on read, didn't even care enough to tell me she wasn't interested.
Person 2:What an oceanside girl, thats an l.

by Necrozma Beam November 22, 2020

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Oceanup

A gossip website completely and utterly dedicated to stalking the latest on celebrities such as, Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Selena Gomez. Beware, the users are ferociously boring and lack any sense of reasoning. The website also repetitively post un-true material.

Once a lively community, Oceanup has now shriveled to a pathetic, lonely and immature atmosphere, in which site users are self absorbed and demand attention in any way, shape or form. Oceanup has BANNED anonymous comments due to the spamming issue on the website, which has had a disastrous effect on the community and has taken away every inch of entertainment value previously held in the comment boards.

Oceanup is a place that contains "STANS" - Stalker fans of celebrities, mainly the ones listed above. These stalker fans support and defend their favorites until the end, and should you form a logical argument about the short comings of their "favorite" person, they will throw a tirade of uncalled for, and unrelenting abuse towards you. The most outrageous of these, site users "mimi" and "gorgeousselena"

It is also known that Oceanup has had a long running feud, with fellow disney obsessed bloggers, ANYTHING DISNEY. It is rumored that the Oceanup's spamming problem is a comeback from the opposing AD users, in a plot to demolish the sites community and further murder the website and kill any life remaining there.

"Omg! Its so dead today. I hope it gets live :3"

"hsbdkdhksbhdksdkdhjdd hes so unf"

"omg c: shes so pretty! c:c:c:"

"*shoots pickle*"

"SMH, RME, DNW, TBH, NGL."

"This post needs CPR."

"Guys i need help :("

"SO DEAD, BRING BACK THE ANONS!!!!!!"

"AD need to stfu, they suck, we're better"

"selna is purfect shes beautiful girl!!!!! shes bettr than thet joke miley looll!!! selena you lk beautiful :D"

"oh pleas its obvious selena is on oceanup always hating on miley pls selena grow up u have a 12 yr old body"

"LOL, LMAO, ROFL, EL OH EL, LOL IRL."

"TINYCHAT?! I'll go on cam :D"

"EW GROSS FAN FIC"

"Late night OU!"

by Saymynamebaby October 27, 2011

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