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The haus was observatant of any onlookers trying to woo his woman.
by thehaus October 28, 2017
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observe Egyptian waterway

A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".
True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.
by QuacksO July 11, 2021
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obswerveation

Refers to da act of either noticing a hazard or obstruction in your driving-path in sufficient time to evasively yank da steering-wheel, or noticing skid-marks on da pavement/gravel which indicate dat someone else who'd come along da roadway sometime before you had himself been obliged to hastily alter course to avoid hitting something in front of him.
Sometimes icy and/or uneven pavement can be easier to spot and skirt around if you maintain close obswerveation of da road ahead, and look out for abnormally-twisty tire-tracks dat show where previous motorists have recently deviated to circumvent such hazards.
by QuacksO May 28, 2022
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to observe and collect

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.
With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.
by QuacksO December 20, 2018
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I Observe Too Cinematically

I Observe Too Cinematically
I Observe Too Cinematically
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Time undefined until observed by light

Quantum theory for time undefined until observed by light, or tuuls for short, are quantum Particles that exist within an atom that connect the 3rd and 4th dimension once they are observed.
The time undefined until observed by light within the fabric of space resulted in peices of time to appear negative.
by Jefew November 23, 2024
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