Olympic Failure 

When taking a dump the force of your shit causes water to splash up and hit your butt cheeks. Just as in the Olympics a divers splash is considered a failure.

I just let that turd and it was an Olympic Failure!

Olympic Failure by Jay & Ron December 9, 2008

Olympic Fever 

Faking illness to get out of: work,school,obligations,etc. During the olympics

George:"Hey! Where's Fred Today"
Bob:" OH! He's got Olympic Fever"

Olympic Fever by Idesotroah Yoo February 17, 2010

Olympic Dating 

When you go on a date with a particular person once every four years.

Iceman and Maverick went out on a date to grab some wings and beers. Four years later they reconnect and go on their second date. Olympic dating

Olympic Dating by goddammit maverick July 14, 2015

Olympic French Keg Stand 

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

Olympic French Keg Stand by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Olympic fucking 

Having hot sex for more than a few hours in a row. This often takes place while on a good pill or speed. There can be breaks for drinks/bathroom stops or to change rooms or beds etc.

"Those E's were so good we were olympic fucking all night! Got any more?"

Olympic fucking by Sp4m May 4, 2005

olympic sit-up 

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

olympic sit-up by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

Olympic withdrawal 

The feeling you get when you suddenly realize the Olympics, and all the excitement associated with them, is over.

"Dude what's wrong with Tim?"

"Ahh, he's been staring at the TV listings all day. Nothing's as exciting as watching the Olympics"

"Yeah man, major Olympic withdrawal"

Olympic withdrawal by algonquinuser March 1, 2010