Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.
This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.
These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.
These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out
Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!
Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!
Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!
Carl: Fuckin 'ell!
Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!
Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!
Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!
Carl: Fuckin 'ell!
by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
Get the Ballbag Olympicsmug. term that describes but rejects as false the phenomenon whereby activists against prejudice towards one group will attempt to position that prejudice as "worse" than the prejudice faced by another group
by Allison Amy December 9, 2008
Get the Oppression Olympicsmug. When people continue to one-up one another in a social setting situation involving a competitive power dynamic when it comes to who has really struggled and who has not, with everyone one-upping then dismissively lording their experience over other people’s heads . Often observed in mommy groups.
"Hun, if you think that's bad, I had to deal with..."
"Oh, yeah? Ha ha ha, that's nothing, just wait until I tell you what I went through..."
(Becky and Brittnee are both known champions in the struggle olympics, who will win?)
"Oh, yeah? Ha ha ha, that's nothing, just wait until I tell you what I went through..."
(Becky and Brittnee are both known champions in the struggle olympics, who will win?)
by SusieCatWoman13 January 7, 2020
Get the struggle olympicsmug. by raven68 June 28, 2007
Get the pain olympicsmug. Special interest groups who minimize or oppose even bringing up discrimination/disadvantages of other groups. They do this under the false belief that compassion is a zero-sum game, and feel the need to ensure their prejudices are seen as "worse" than the prejudice faced by another group.
Feminists refuse to allow the men's rights movement and their issues like circumcision to exist because winning is everything in the Victim Olympics.
by TopTenGirl September 6, 2013
Get the Victim Olympicsmug. The pantheon for Olympic Athletes; the Mecca of the Olympic Games. The light of day will never be shed on some of the legendary partying that has gone on at the Olympic Village. The stories that will always be threated as hearsay... The "sports" that will never be written in the history books. Vacated rooms are said to be bribed away from maids and become occupied for the sake of partying. These are no myths or rumours... no, this is FACT.
There is a reason why people dream of competing at the Olympics. If you are a young, aspiring athlete, you WANT to compete at the Olympics... because being there is already a victory.
There is a reason why people dream of competing at the Olympics. If you are a young, aspiring athlete, you WANT to compete at the Olympics... because being there is already a victory.
The 2012 London Olympics will be supplied with a record number of condoms for the Olympic Village. There's going to be some gold medalling over there, lemme' tell ya.
by Athlete's_Foot July 26, 2012
Get the Olympic Villagemug. A series of games with differentiating factors such as Bufunga Ball, Bufunga Mat Wrestling, Bufunga Trivia and tag team Bufunga wrestling all while competing for the ultimate prize of the Golden Bufunga Ball And Pride for your Bufunga Colour
Yooo you competing in the bufunga olympics? yes bro purple needs mad points im gonna kill in bufunga ball
bro me and lightning Lucas gonna beat dafato and ryan the destroyer badass man in bufunga tag team wrestling
bro me and lightning Lucas gonna beat dafato and ryan the destroyer badass man in bufunga tag team wrestling
by Billy La Bufunga March 16, 2023
Get the Bufunga Olympicsmug.