Oaf

an enormous basketball-playing man. sucks at everything and has a small chode-like penis. likes chimichongas, swings, and comnplaining about shiny cheese. can often be found near/around gay men who don't shower and hobos, or is that the same thing?

Oh my God John you're such an oaf!

by oaf November 29, 2003

Oaf

1. A stupid person like Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington NFL Franchise who refuses to change the racist name of the team, Redskins.

2. An acronym for the Original Americans Foundation which was created by Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington NFL Franchise.

Dan Snyder created a charity called Oaf, which also perfectly describes him.

by Olbermann August 14, 2014

oaf

One who acts much like a slow witted primate. Also known as a Jimmy.

The Oaf declared it was raining after realizing he was completely soaked.

by swimmer101 December 9, 2008

Oaf

a mix between a normal sized pig and a very old man

One day I was frolicking in the meadows, and i saw my friend and said to my mother, "What an Oaf."with a chuckle at the end of the sentence.

by WarofWorldCraft6969 January 23, 2009

Oaf

A bastardization of the name Olaf, Olav. Historically, a large number of scandinavians settled in the timber rich areas of the upper midwest. Most scandinavians were large, quiet and aloof, which gave the appearance of lack of intelligence. It was originally a term similar to Mick ie an Irishman, or Ivan} a Russian.

Who is the new giant Oaf at the bandsaw?

by Odinseye April 15, 2006

Oaf

A person who acts foolishly and lacks common street smarts. Also is very clumsy and is deprived of basic athletic ability.

Oh my god you are such an oaf!

by officialcamjam May 20, 2016

Oaf

Stupid, very dumb, uncultured swind.

brooo you’re oaf

by IssaDictionary April 22, 2018