nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!

How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014

Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016

No Nuzzle November

A challenge one could do instead of or in combination with No Nut November. the rules for no nuzzle november are quite simple, Throughout the entire month you are not allowed to say the word nuzzle. typing it is allowed but only when you're explaining it to someone else.

Day 4 of no nuzzle november. how is everyone doing?

by Bossboy28 November 4, 2022

mongolian muzzle nuzzle

When your supervisor tries to add you on social media to butt fuck you or gain information.

"Duude, my supervisor is hitting me up on twitter again!"
"Damn bro, again with the Mongolian muzzle nuzzle"

by Sir_7eggs June 27, 2018

barge nuzzle

to rub up against an object for pleasure with force.

When I would pet Spike the cat, she liked to barge nuzzle her mouth against my hand.

by Matt S...n November 7, 2008

pussy nuzzler

noun and verb;; a manwhoreish being who likes to put forth his nasal area into the sensitive vaginal reigon of a woman/transvestite

Ian Brown is a pussy nuzzler

by Maddy Hayes February 6, 2009

Be quizzle fo' shizzle ma little nizzles

be quiet for a minute my little idiots, which is bastardization of be quiet for a minute my little idiot

Yo, home dawg, be quizzle fo' shizzle ma nizzle, i am tryin' to watch the tube

by Sherin May 13, 2005