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nursing a semi

when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
by Trudub August 29, 2006
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Dog Nosing

During sex or foreplay, when you root your nose all up in her ass and/or pussy, like a dog, taking in all those hot, fragrant female aromas.
I was dog nosing Rachel's ass last night.

I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
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Nursing your drink

Taking far too long to drink your drink.
Stop nursing your drink like a bitch and chug that shit already!
by Amykins1136 October 25, 2011
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Nuding

verb; The act of seeking buyers for your nude photos and selfies. Commonly practiced through internet using cashapp or venmo for payment.
I’m broke af rn, so I’m gonna go Nuding on the internet and see if I can get these simps to pay me!
by subversiveindieca March 25, 2020
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Nuking Dick

The slang term used to describe a high speed of object.
That car is nuking dick!
by Charrr July 9, 2022
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Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.
I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008
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