numpty

Bobby Gould, the manager of Cheltenham Town Football Club

The sooner that numpty gets the sack, the better.

by humanist October 14, 2003

numpty

Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.

'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'

by Triffid May 20, 2003

numpty

Someone who does not know the difference between a MB and a GB...

Daz you Numpty, BT aint gonna cap your limit at 15MB

by Rossa July 6, 2004

numpty

A Total Fcuking Idiot

"That Ian coulby is a total Numpty"

by tangolf July 8, 2007

numpty

Most people that drive Nissan Micras, invariably the male numpty wears a hat and fondly recalls bumbling along in his old Allegro.

Woah watch out for that numpty

by Toffer September 2, 2003

numpty

a dumbass

simon penrose is a numpty

by jasontheargonaut January 18, 2004

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003