numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.

Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*

by anonymous February 7, 2021

Number one victory royale

Yeah fortnight we bout to get downed (get downed!) ten kills on the board right now

We get a, Number one victory royale yeah fortnight we bouta get downed (get downed) ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town, my friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading south bounds! Now we're in the pleasnt park streets, look at the map, go to the mark sheets, TAKE ME TO youR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNIGHT TO DAY

by thegg1ord March 22, 2021

number one

Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.

You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

Number1Napper

A person who loves to Nap... and is the best at it ;)

*also loves to: Drink Goose, Eat Snacks, Look Cute... and Teach Saturday Classes at the Basketball Courts

- Where the hell is he... he's always LATE!

- U know he's probobly taking a nap as usual...

- HAhaha.. that damn "Number1Napper"

by Number1Napper March 15, 2007

number one

Commander William T. Riker

Make it so, Number One.

by Captain Picard February 7, 2005

Number One Guy/Girl

The person you (routinely) get urine from in case you need to pass regular drug tests

I have a drug test coming up so I'll have to call my Number One Guy/Girl to see if they'll be able to give me a sample so I can pass.

by Untimelyzephyr June 26, 2021

The number one sluggard

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.

Sussy is the number one sluggard

by Coleolikesmen October 19, 2022