intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

Notification Ramifications

When you've gone on a facebook spree and now get 50 thousand notifications. Usually you've commented on something obscure and the ensuing comments spiral into a whirlwind comment-fest that you wish you'd never begun.

Man, I wish I hadn't gone on that facebook spree! Now I can't log in to facebook without having 50 thousand notifications, all from commenting on Scott's status! The notification ramifications from that comment are insane!

by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011

notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.

I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?

by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011

notification bomb

Upon liking or commenting a photo/status/wall post on Facebook, you have tons of notifications from other people who have commented on that photo/status/wall post.

Friend 1: Man... I got tagged in one of those "Type of Friend" photos today.

Friend 2: What's so bad about that?

Friend 1: I logged out, then back in an hour later, and I had 65 notifications saying that someone else kept commenting on that photo.

Friend 2: Bro, I'm sorry. You got totally notification bombed right there.

by JPraxis July 30, 2010

Notification Bitching

When one complains on facebook about recieving notifications at the top of their screen.

The notifications could come from being tagged on a post, through a message or a group.

You tagged Dinera Nabad in a photo.

*47 Notifications later*

Dinera Nabad says: Hey can someone untag me from this I'm sick of all these notifications it annoying.

Crawty Lerford says: Bump.

Alistar Cooper says: Bump.

Dinera Nabad says: REALLY GUYS, THIS SPAM IS BLOCKING MY IMPORTANT STUFF.

Alistar Cooper say: @Dinera - Stop Notification Bitching.

by Tubbytom October 14, 2011

rainin' notifications

Rainin' notifications means getting multiple notifications on your device at the same time

Person 1: What's that noise?
Person 2: My phone's rainin' notifications and I can't turn 'em off

by Tumblerocket May 4, 2017

notifiction

Any public announcement by government officials, politicians, or power company spokespersons explaining that massive flash of light from the nuclear power station last night and the black snow falling from the sky today.

I hear TEPCO has just issued a notifiction about recent developments at the Fukushima nuke plant.

by Fukushima Taro October 4, 2011