notebook'd

when you are forced to watch the movie "the notebook" starring rachel mcadams and some dude. after viewing you will usually have many uncomfortable feelings inside of you that you can't shake off for hours, sometimes even days and weeks.

cures: 1. cry to let it all out like the sissy that you are
2. jack off

girl: like omg this movie r0x0rs u HAVE to watch it!
guy: fine...
*2 hours later*
guy: uhhhh wtf i feel funny...
girl: you just got notebook'd sucka, don't worry we get notebook sex now

by notebookvictim January 2, 2006

The Notebook

THE **best** movie of all time!! it will make u CRY!! it made me and my bf cry, and hes a REALLY tough guy!! so all yall fools out there better watch it!!

Allie: do u think our love is strong enough to have us die together?

Noah: our love is strong enough to do whatever we want it to.

by schvein schven gut May 13, 2005

notcouches

A gay minecraft player with a tiny dick. Thinks he is the goat, but in reality that is pantysnatcher02 and 2jaj.

Hey look! That guy over there is stroking toon's cock! He's such a NotCouches.

by Coolgal224 February 14, 2018

The Notebook

The epitome of a soapy, glossy, and cheesy melodrama.

I don't care how fucking hot you dinner whores think Ryan Gosling is, the acting was so-so, the plot was predictable, and the romance was just plain cheesy. The Notebook is nothing special.

The Notebook is a complete ripoff of Titanic and Fried Green Tomatoes.

by BigBrotherMike December 14, 2006

Notebook Dumped

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.

"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."

by saxman November 11, 2012

The Notebook

A movie popular among those of an IQ no higher than 75.

- That dumb bitch keeps talkin' about The Notebook.

- After I'm done watching The Notebook, I'm going to go watch American Idol.

by Ironsides November 23, 2006

The Notebook Virginity

Someone who is a Notebook virgin, is a person that has not watched the movie "The Notebook."
They have yet to lose their Notebook virginity

Guy: So ive never seen the Notebook....

Girl: OMG, you havent! You should watch it with me!

Guy: You want to take my "The Notebook virginity"?

Girl: I'd love too!!!!

by Jamie A C April 8, 2010