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It's not even funny

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.
John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.
by Marnigus January 25, 2011
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I'm not even mad...

A phrase, often used in sarcasm, depicting the attitude of the user toward a topic. Proper use results in an unclear message of the user's true feelings on the matter.
You left me hanging at the club. I'm not even mad...; I can't believe you hooked up with her. I'm not even mad...; I just missed my flight. I'm not even mad...
by PartyPaul June 30, 2007
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like it's not even there

a specific phrase used to describe a vehicle, usually Tom's ram cummins diesel, that can tow anything, even a mountain, without any sort of stress on the truck
"I was towing my camper last week and brought it up the steepest hill in West Gloucester and it was like it's not even there" said Tom to friend Tyler
by Benjamin Le. October 23, 2005
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IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.
Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<
by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009
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That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)
"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011
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That's not even a thing

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.
Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.
by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014
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you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.
Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”
by marriiii!! February 4, 2024
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