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Norwich Ontario

Welcome to the slutiest town of all, where all the girls will give you free blowjobs, can be single or in a relationship and any age. Also known for everyone smoking pot, and being high all the time.. Where the Dutch people overtake the shithole town on Sundays, and once again where all the girls and boys whore it up together, lastly known as bitch filled centre.
Hey! Where did you get your blow job from.. No way same girl!! Norwich Ontario
by Therealshithere February 12, 2013
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A town full of inbreds, each of them having 6 fingers of at least one of their hands. Their football team is renowned for being able to play better in the snow and icy conditions than other teams, due to the fact that their four legs do not slip as much.
Guy 1: "Damn, we lost to Norwich. No-one ever loses to Norwich."

Guy 2: "Was it snowing?"

Guy 1: "Yes?"

Guy 2: "There's your problem. Bunch of inbreds"
by Tractaaaboyyee March 12, 2011
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A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.
Bill is a senior in the Norwich University COC and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!
by DumbCadet September 22, 2009
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a boring lifeless place that is almost impossible to get to from anywhere else in the UK, any that do manage to reach it should beware of roaming gangs of chavs that seem to occupy every other street corner.
"hey lets go to Norwich"

"no"
by hotmandan July 5, 2005
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The place were you aren't allowed to talk to the upperclassmen, who seem hotter, and more unobtainable. Then when you are "recognized" you manage to get them into bed. Then you realize that they can't get it up even with help. You should've just gone for one of your rook buddies..they are way easier, and they can get up.
scott (sophomore): "well, now that your an upperclassman..."
Freshman: "what are you going to try with that?" *points and laughs*
by FratBaby July 29, 2004
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Norwich is the shit of East Anglia. No one really cares about what happens there, as they are all going down on their brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, grandma's, dogs and Delia Smith.
Paul - "I live in Norwich!"

Roy - "you're a knob"
by COYB December 10, 2010
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Fancy a shag ? Fuck off, your norwich smells like it fell of a Scarborough fish wife ; Why don't you support West Ham like your brothers ? Fuck off Dad, don't be a norwich
by Alan B'Stard May 11, 2013
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