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Nordic Track

To grab one's ankles during coitus in the missionary position, and move the legs back and forth like your riding a Nordic Track to orgasm.
"I rode Lynn like a Nordic Track last night, it was epic! I don't think she'll tell her friends about THAT ONE!"
by drewniverse March 27, 2010
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nord

A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.

The Nords are a race of tall and fair-haired humans from Skyrim. They are strong, stubborn and exceptional warriors, being skilled in many weapons and armor styles. They are also highly resistant to frost, and are very enthusiastic for war and brutality. Furthermore, Nords are good sailors, with well established trade links along all the rivers and coasts of Tamriel.
A Nord is a very naturally talented warrior.
by Elder Scrolls January 24, 2008
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noped out

stopped reading or watching something for being too weird
I read the first chapter of the fanfic and noped out.
by frabrizio July 22, 2018
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Beta Luz Noceda

A prototype of Luz Noceda from The Owl House. No information was given about her during her unveiling, so the fandom was left to their own devices....
Woah! Beta Luz Noceda is so pretty... I love women who wear beanies...
by lechecondensada February 2, 2021
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Nordic Hammer

A straight arm closed fist over the head strike of power in which you boink someone right on top of da dome piece while running towards them. A new type of street fighting in which you just start boinking niggas on top da head and taking all their monies when da end up in comas. The most successful Nordic Hammers are also very good at Whack-A-Mole.
Yo, I was at a party the other night and a fight broke out. Then this nigga came out of nowhere and started dropping Nordic Hammers on everyone.......even girls and babies they all in comas with crushed skulls.
by TipDeep207 August 30, 2010
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Nordsplore

To explore areas, mainly forests and uninhabited places, in a sly and furtive manner. Best done while listening to Nordic music, especially Norwegian Black Metal.
"I feel like we should nordsplore some epic forest tonight."
by Crushthehorns March 2, 2009
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Nobed

A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable
Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim
by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018
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