noop

basically, poon. spelled backwards.

dude...i got some noop last night.

by lowe September 17, 2005

noop

to nap while pooping

Andrea: Where is Sharon?
Meagan: I think she is in the bathroom.
Andrea: She has been in there a long time, hope she is ok?
Meagan: I am sure she is fine, I think she is taking a Noop!

by purplelily8 February 20, 2013

noop

a boner so hard, so hard you can't even feel it.

i have a raging noop.

by 1noop2guy3 June 6, 2011

Noop

A black man who devotes his whole house to used stereo equipment such as cd players, subs, and components.

Person 1: Hey man do them subs work?

Person 2: I dont know but Noop said they was shuvvin.

by Burn1G April 2, 2009

Noop

The act of napping and pooping at the same time. Either on purpose or involuntarily.

Grandma was tired so she took a noop. It took us an hour to clean both her and the lazy-boy.

by Skinsfan21 February 4, 2012

noop

when you poop and you can't find it when you're done

I think I just nooped!

by bread infection November 27, 2009

noop

originally created as a mixture of the words "noob" and "poop", "noop" means many things. Such as a noob who poops himself, a nerd who poop's himself, or pretty much any jerk who poop's himself. Unlike a noob, a noop can be anyone, no matter their age race or lvl of their guild wars character.

Noop: hey I'm a jerk and I shat myself!

kool guy: wow what a noop.

noop: what the f#$k is a noop?

kool guy: shut up noop.

by stan lightsaber March 22, 2008