Nonce

Someone who likes to touch, or at least try and touch kids.

Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"

by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013

Nonce

Curtis Mountain.

"Curtis Mountain is a Nonce"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 2, 2019

Nonce

A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.

John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

nonce

Someone who touches minors

“Max your dad sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he’s on the chase the silly nonce”

by MrTinyKnob March 8, 2021

nonce

a kiddie diddler

watch out for uncle vic he's a nonse that diddles kiddies

by edna cushion October 25, 2003

nonced

british slang
when someone's been the victim of a nonce, they are said to have been nonced

stubby was nonced by the baker boys

by bakerboys07 August 1, 2007

nonce

A mincing boy-hungry paedophile

She was 14!!!!!!! You fucking NONCE!

by m_man1401 April 27, 2004