Yoghurt Nonce

1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off

What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!

by 37gang October 16, 2020

Dog Nonce

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity

Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."

by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008

nonseshorts

A bloke called Roger who wears cut down jeans, that are so short you can see the pockets hanging out of the bottom.

Look at nonseshorts. I bet those pockets are full of cheese triangles.

by daveyboysaveloy September 21, 2015

Nonce aware

White van will
Drug dealer Daniel
Molesting Mat
Pedo Pete
Noncy Nigel

Sex Offender Steve
Get In My Van Greg
Raping Ronald

And anyone named Chad

Tom: How is he so cool
Lily: He’s nonce aware

Tilly: Greggs

by noncy gold December 18, 2020

Noncery

Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).

That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .

by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021

Ninky Nonce

From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.

Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.

Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.

by Spicysalt June 16, 2018

Crowd Nonce

Crowd-Nonce or Crowd-Noncing in sports (typically football) is to insult/taunt the opposition fans for their home/away support regarding numbers - this can happen before, during and/or after the game has concluded.

This is usually by fans of clubs who get good support home & away however are extremely insecure about how their team is actually performing.

"He is being a crowd nonce because his club has 4k more fans on average each week, even though his team just got slapped 4-0 by ours"

by Joel8474 March 3, 2023