[Nocturnal]

Nocturnal hacks,chams,walls,u name it she does it!!!

Nocturnal: haha u died

Waffle's: OMG HACKER!!

by SteelWaffle August 11, 2009

Nocturnal beeb

A boy, or possibly a girl, who, while watching a girl, sees every move that she makes as something sexual.

I don't like Johny, he's a nocturnal beeb.

by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

nocturnal omission

An act completely forgotten due to heavy drinking the night before.

See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid

Dude 1: Do you remember taking a dump in the fish tank at the party last night? That shit was hilarious.

Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.

by al.X January 20, 2009

nocturnal

The natural state of college students.

"My roommate is asleep at 3 PM. I haven't seen her awake in a week."
"Oh; no worries. Mine is too. She's nocturnal."

"Dude, your paper is due in 12 hours."
"I'll get it done. I'm an owl, nocturnal."

by Nocturnal_Owl December 31, 2011

Nocturnal Submission

When you jack off in a submarine.

Hi. I'm in a submarine. And Jacking off. Nocturnal submission

by And I said June 24, 2007

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018

nocturnal poser

Someone who believe he/she can stay up the latest at night or often is only awake at night and sleeps in the day. However, his/hers belief is flawed because in reality he/she isn't staying up late at all.

Kai: "I stayed up until 9:00pm last night! I'm sooo nocturnal!"

Peter: "dude...9:00pm isn't late at all, you are such a nocturnal poser."

by NocturnalChampion August 2, 2009