ninjadick

verb

to stick ones penis into someone else with the advantage of speed, surprise and stealth

"dude, i ninjadicked your mom in the shower last night"

by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

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ninjestic

Derived from the words ninja and majestic, "ninjestic" is an adjective used to describe someone with great skill. If you wish to describe an action, you should use the adverb form: ninjestically.

If a friend leaps up a giant rock, you might tell them that they are a ninjestic climber. If the paper a friend wrote in study hall before class receives an A, you might tell them that it was ninjestically written.

by ForestNinja October 30, 2008

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Ninjess

African term meaning a female ninja (lion > lioness, ninja > ninjess). Ninjess's are often known fight crazier than a ninja especially when they are pregnant or in love.

The ninjess just annihilated that ninja, she must be in love with the man the Ninja is after.

by iforgotmyparachute May 22, 2010

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Ninjering

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Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012

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